ROME Mug

Description

Yo, citizens of the Star Atlas! Ditch those flimsy, pixelated beakers and level up your hydration game with the ROME Goblet of Gladiatorial Grandeur. This ain’t your momma’s sippy cup. This is a statement piece, a trophy forged in the fires of digital conquest.

11oz: For those who conquer their battles before the third coffee jitters. Perfect for a quick shot of fuel before you crush some noobs in the arena. Warning: May cause uncontrollable taunting and excessive thumbs-up gestures.

15oz: For champions who stay caffeinated through epic space odysseys and laser-blasting marathons. This bad boy holds enough virtual victory to keep your brain cells firing like orbital cannons. Warning: May induce delusions of godhood. Consult your nearest digital therapist if you start high-fiving holographic pigeons.

Both sizes: Crafted from the finest space-age ceramics (aka, pixels arranged in a vaguely cup-shaped manner). Microwave safe, because nobody likes a lukewarm conquest.

So, citizens, what are you waiting for? Grab your ROME Goblet and raise a toast to pixelated glory! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… to finish your damn coffee before it gets cold.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85″ (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7″ (12 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
• Hand-wash only

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!