Rome Guild T-shirt

Description

1. Tired of pixelated peasants and gladiators with rusty swords? Step up your Star Atlas game with this ROME guild t-shirt, the only fashion statement that screams “I conquer planets, not just trends.”

Imagine this: You stroll through the Star Atlas marketplace, rocking this bad boy. Heads turn. Spaceships crash. NFTs drop faster than a Legionary on a sugar rush. Suddenly, you’re the hottest commodity since the photoli themselves invented the warp drive.

But wait, there’s more! This isn’t your average cotton-and-dreams garbage. This shirt is forged in the fires of a thousand space battles, woven from the tears of fallen space pirates, and blessed by the pixelated gods themselves. It’s practically invincible, except for maybe a rogue black hole or a really angry space whale.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab this shirt, join the ROME guild, and let’s conquer the metaverse, one victory at a time. Just remember, greatness comes at a price. This shirt might cost more than a used spaceship, but hey, style ain’t cheap, especially when it’s made of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

P.S. Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone you still use a spork to eat your ramen. We’re all family here in ROME. Probably.

P.P.S. This shirt is also available in sizes that fit actual humans, unlike those Centurion helmets that only look good on statues.

Get yours now, before the metaverse runs out of cool.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
– Weaving—India, South Korea
– Dyeing—El Salvador, California
– Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances